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Crew Demotivational Poster


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a shotgun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?


JUST GIVE UP. - It's Okay, No One Blames You.


TAGS: l4d zombie screwed witch
Rating: 2.52/5
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 4:04 pm
/sv_cheats 1 /god 1 nuf said
Anonymous2 - January 20, 2010, 11:51 pm
All they want to do is eat your brains. They're not unreasonable, no one wants to eat your eyes...


ITT TECH -


TAGS: tech cat screwdriver wytch
Rating: 3.71/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I trust him more than I do the creeps at Best Buy.


SCREW THE DOG - It's my wife you better worry about ...


TAGS: screw dog worry about wife
Rating: 4.61/5

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rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:28 pm

That is why it's best to never date in the workplace.


TOTALLY SCREWED - Did you ever get the feeling that it was going to be a really bad day ?


TAGS: toatally screwed bad day
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
Only when you put up a poster. Heh, heh, heh.


SCREWED -


TAGS: surfer wave screwed
Rating: 3.96/5

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GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:35 am
Preach my Brother, Preach it!! "5 oh, f*ck, not again's"


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS -


TAGS: arabian oil gas screw
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:16 am
Wait you actually believe that ? Have you ever considered that maybe we don't want your democracy or "freedom". Besides it is very wrong to call all arabs muslim, we're not. Your soldiers are here for many reasons. Our democracy is not one of them.
raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:11 am
Drill here, drill now and let the Muslims die for their own democracy.
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:47 am
were paying $1.48 australian over here, which going by the exchange rates, is about $1.57 US
Hawamleh - April 21, 2011, 8:22 am
Companies are screwing us EH-rabs too... 3.5$ or so a liter here in arab land..
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:35 pm
*so-ciety
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:34 pm
But wait, Mooooooooooooooooooooooo. Didn't ya hear the news: an armed society is a po-lite so-city! But of course, so is a civilized society. *slaps knee melodramatically, scaring his nearest cat*
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:27 pm
Solution? More guns/arm everyone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 10:56 pm
Awwwww...ICE found a problem that guns can't solve......(sadface)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 10:38 pm
Why don't you two just swap spit already, sheesh.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 9:26 pm
Eh-rabs. LOL!
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:13 pm
Thanks, Mooooooooooooooooooooooooster. I coulda just said "poster = derp" but that woulda been selfish.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 9:02 pm
I always learn something when Sean speaks....And I never doubt it's Validity (Thank you Sean)
Sean - April 20, 2011, 8:53 pm
Canada is your single biggest foreign source of your oil. And I'm pretty sure we charge you the going rate. So go ahead and blame the Eh-rabs. No really. Go ahead.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 8:34 pm
love thi5
spacedog - April 20, 2011, 8:33 pm
I like it Greeny. The poster, not the fuel prices.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 2:54 pm
5L for the $398/gal I paid.
Airman - April 20, 2011, 1:24 pm
I filled up this morning in Denver at $3.42 a gallon.. almost 4 liters.. so you are paying over $8 a gallon!
forseti - April 20, 2011, 1:07 pm
We're paying 1,55 EURO(!) [2,25 $] a liter...
Airman - April 20, 2011, 12:39 pm
because you love us and want us to be happy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 12:14 pm
Or Canadian, I still don't get why we sell it to the US.....I'm paying $1.32 a liter while we have one of the worlds largest reserves....WTF?
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:47 am
yes it does, but not Alaskan
forseti - April 20, 2011, 10:03 am
Doesn't that happens with Texan Oil, too?!?
Kspace - April 20, 2011, 9:14 am
5L because it's the frackin' truth.


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-analytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


INCEST - look what you've done now




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

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elf25s - May 23, 2017, 8:13 pm
exception to the rule are two toughest red shirts to be on star trek scotty and uhura
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am
ha, everybody's a crip


DAVE IS TOTALLY BUSTED AND BROKE - Dude, I am not a psychic but I have a strong feeling that you are totally screwed


TAGS: dave busted broke screwed
Rating: 4.03/5

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le0001 - January 9, 2014, 1:23 pm
You're* Hehe lol!!
ian136 - August 20, 2012, 4:46 pm
llllllolololololollolololololo THATS SO LOL FUCKIN FUNNY
Reverie - June 12, 2011, 2:34 am
Meh both title and description could be better 0.0
Budog - June 10, 2011, 7:36 pm
LMAO !!!
Feasibly - June 10, 2011, 6:53 pm
Dear Nikki, my GF has a nice size bank account, but thanks anyway...she says "hi" back.
Sean - June 10, 2011, 12:57 pm
You think maybe this kinda thing was why Dave couldn't keep it in his ... naw, now were just blaming the victim here.
Sean - June 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
Yes, yes I was. I even lost a little sleep over it and felt deeply disappointed in Nikki, wot with her setting such a poor example fer them kids.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:46 am
"Dear Nikki, it's YOU'RE"... Come on, I'm not the only one thinking it...
mariand - June 10, 2011, 3:54 am
LOL... awe5ome


OH CRAP - It is quite evident at this point that I am totally screwed


TAGS: alligator totally screwed evident teeth
Rating: 4.32/5

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djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:58 am
Agreed, and hilarious with the caption. Last thought through your mind before nom nom nom. ;)
spanko1 - January 20, 2012, 9:33 am
Amazing picture!


OH SHIT - We're screwed now...




SOULMATE -


TAGS: love despair fate lmao screwed
Rating: 4.85/5

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mariand - May 4, 2012, 12:59 am
yeah...right


NATURAL DISASTERS - God's way of showing man how screwed you are without Him.


TAGS: lol christian screwed scary
Rating: 4.83/5

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maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:10 am
What A Great Picture.
Verdeckt - May 12, 2012, 11:55 pm
Please also upload to Religifake site.


YOU GONNA DIE -




FALCON MUFF -


TAGS: screw your falcon punch
Rating: 3.8/5

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CaptainBaked - April 6, 2011, 3:35 am
Yeah he caught the ball... more than one ball... with his face! Hehe
nokinim - April 5, 2011, 5:53 pm
HE CAUGHT THE BALL! right?


EARTH -




SCREW IT -




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time joke expendable crew tv show double entende sexy girl star trek kirk
Rating: 2.75/5

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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:59 am
Funny!


PAWS - HOLY CRAP! We're screwed.




INSTRUCTIONS - Perhaps I should show the boy the tab A into slot B thing next time.




COMPETENCE -




RULE 34 - No exceptions.


TAGS: kaiba ygotas 34 rule screw
Rating: 3.23/5

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BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:19 am
Yep add Sunglasses and Anime is OK. I've seen lots of Anime on here.


SCREWED - Has there ever been a more accurate description ?




TOOLS - The female way


TAGS: women female screwdriver hammer tool
Rating: 2.86/5

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BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:07 pm
Haha, at least I can laugh at this.


ARMED & DANGEROUS -


TAGS: usaf air force aircrew women armed dangerous c 130
Rating: 2.7/5

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know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 4:17 pm
mattress delivery? no wait dishwasher delivery, or is it an airborne sammich maker expo?
Cloudchaser - March 15, 2010, 12:25 am
Especially if it's an AC-130 gunship


SCREWDRIVER - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: screwdriver
Rating: 1.48/5

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FEAR - The kid in the right knows it far better than you do.




POOR CHOICES -


TAGS: screw with the wrong person and it could go really bad bondage
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:31 am
the chains were shopped in as well.... The original artist of the pic was awesome
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:30 am
no bunnies were harmed in the making of this motifake... the right leg was shopped to the left side
5150monkeylove - November 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
This is what happens when you search "bondage" on google. I was actually looking for something to go with a "restraint" fake I was working on
ICEMAN - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Jeez. Who knew sean was into that Shit?
spacedog - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Nice.


TRICKY BASTARD -


TAGS: trick god calendar perfect screwing
Rating: 4.45/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:14 am
plus He likes to let his staff f5ll around with kids too :!


SWEET SARSAPARILLA - That ant hole seemed like a good idea. Dagum fire ants.




WE HAVE SUPERIOR NUMBERS - But that is the only advantage we have, basically we are screwed boys !




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature early death expendable crew price destiny sad bad day tv show star trek
Rating: 3.34/5

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Zed - October 26, 2009, 12:39 am
No, guys, it's only the male redshirts who end up dead. With the female ones, it's "She's PREGNANT, Jim."
Derek - October 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
The blood doesn't show up as much.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:21 am
That's a great mental image...in zero gravity. 5/5
temp - September 20, 2009, 2:50 am
Quick, if you don't want to die, take your red shirts off.... I didn't say to put on another color shirt, just take off the one you have. :D


SCREW THAT - i'm an artist!


TAGS: photo photograph photography artist art picture image screw that this photoshop
Rating: 2.42/5

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Christina - October 12, 2008, 1:55 am
"Your" not in a position to judge, are you. You're certainly going to learn from this one!


LIFE - Sometimes it screws you.




Between the Lines -




BAR TAB -


TAGS: divorce screwed worth party cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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styptic - November 30, 2010, 5:20 pm
"Ansatt" is Norwegian for "Employee", so divide prices by 6 or 7 to get USD.
crankyhead - November 30, 2010, 1:59 pm
I can't believe it's not even six o'clock yet.
Anonymous2 - November 30, 2010, 1:45 pm
Well, I see Aggy was there... that accounts for the 78 pints of Guiness. Also, since that bill's got a mix of pints and liters, that can't be from the U.S.
Jackl - November 30, 2010, 12:21 pm
No kidding. Those prices are just insane. And in $US thats even more insane.
culos - November 30, 2010, 10:32 am
Dang! Booze is expensive in Hawaii! I couldn't afford my habit there for sure...


A LESSON LEARNED -


TAGS: dont screw with a scot
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:34 pm
HA!!! 5L


HOMEBOYS - SCRATCHIN' WITH DA CREW...




ARROGANT KNIGHT -


TAGS: oh yer screwed now dude hey a r wake up hey
Rating: 3.46/5

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Zreiser - June 4, 2011, 5:24 am
Merely a chess wound!
McBum - March 26, 2010, 11:03 pm
Monty Python!! Woo!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 11:06 pm
Jesus H. Tennessee Christ on a crutch. Ladies and gentlemen.... Sean has left the arena. Check and Mate.


IN MEMORY OF MY WIFE -


TAGS: her hand is set in a perm c and my accountant ts says that i am screwed so i am stuck for the rest of my life
Rating: 3.35/5

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Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 1:36 pm
hahahahahaha. this made me laugh
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:17 pm
Beautiful!!!


DREAMS -


TAGS: work hard enough and you can be a screw up at anything you want
Rating: 3.25/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:00 am
Is that YOU under the tree, MrRandom? If it is, you suck at hide 'n seek. Just sayin'.
MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 6:21 pm
And I am living proof


WHEN YOU SEE IT... - You will die laughing, or get a boner, if it's the second one...your sick


TAGS: animals are screwing in the background on grass
Rating: 3.21/5

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ICEMAN - February 18, 2010, 1:49 am
Too blurry
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 12:46 am
Nice. I found it. Thankfully, I did not get the second one. And since I can type this, I did not get the first one either. Still, nice find.
Fooly4 - February 18, 2010, 12:24 am
Ha. I liked this picture. Made me laugh


THE MANY WAYS TO GOD - Here they are.




PAT'S PLACE -


TAGS: patricia monkey mwlf crew respect
Rating: 5/5

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Haarakkon - August 23, 2010, 2:56 am
Greatness.
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 1:17 am
Good night all.
Cubbybear - August 22, 2010, 11:14 pm
Great Photoshop BTW...5 lonely poodles
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 10:59 pm
I had to use this... how frickin' depressing is this without the monkey, pat, anyone... I swear, looking at it feels like the nights I'm here buzzed, wishing for the good ol' days.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2010, 8:16 pm
Odd.... no monkeys?
pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
just sitting around contemplating life, and why i'm still here. also motifaking
spacedog - August 22, 2010, 4:59 pm
How's it going dudes?
spacedog - August 22, 2010, 4:40 pm
AAaaawwwh. No one's here. Now I'm sad. Boo hoo. 5L


SUCH A WONDERFUL DAY !! - Just wait and see how someone comes and screws everything up.


TAGS: screws
Rating: 5/5

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FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: wood screw waste
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 10:33 am

lolz.....nice!


SIGH -


TAGS: contented screw head
Rating: 4.82/5

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Greeny - May 23, 2011, 8:35 pm
No, my subconscious just leaks
Peso - May 23, 2011, 8:05 am
Greeny, what's up with the sudden group of women/wife motifakes? You're not contemplating taking out the old lady are you?
spacedog - May 21, 2011, 3:23 pm
LOL. At least you're not stripped out yet. 5L


THE THIRD DATE -




GUNG HAY FAT CHOY -


TAGS: rabbits screw like crazy cubby
Rating: 4.56/5

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Cubbybear - February 4, 2011, 9:22 am
You know according to legend the Rat won the big race of the 12 animals.
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:33 am

i am born year of the rat. got into chinese horoscope years ago. very cool


MONKEYS PLACE -


TAGS: pats place crew banana tth
Rating: 4.53/5

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agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 10:42 pm
He was as friendly as the bottle was full.
Cubbybear - September 25, 2010, 10:41 pm
After reading this,I wonder how friendly was he to the bottle?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 10:35 pm
nuttin? Ugh... it's spelle "I suck"
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 10:23 pm
oh god, 3 drinks in and I caint spell for nuttin.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 10:21 pm
this is going in my favs.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 10:13 pm
The almighty lord of homonyms aside, did you mean prophet?
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 10:05 pm
Are you a profit? this was before I joined. I bet you already knew I was going to give you a 5L. (5 creepy, divinitive omens)
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 12:33 pm
Downward spirals... the last true art form... poor monkey.


MOTIFAKERS -


TAGS: regulars greybeards crew quality
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 12:49 pm
Ok, uncalled for, woman. And WTFO... I have to guess that the "nice" is in response to that comment. But, glad to see you around in a civil capacity.
- March 12, 2011, 12:24 am
Nice. (WTFO)
jevita - March 11, 2011, 3:58 pm
for once, youre too long papi
voodoo3535 - February 14, 2011, 4:48 pm
I was born to sit back laugh and make stupid comments... like this. 5L.
agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 7:48 pm
Very much appreciated, cold.
coldinjected - February 13, 2011, 2:11 pm
I feel like I give any 300 posters 5l. I wasn't a huge fan of the movie but it was very good for comedy. Another great one Aggy.
agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 11:38 am
Why should today be any different? ;)
Claire - February 13, 2011, 11:33 am
I feel like I missed something important.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 3:52 pm
Respect.
culos - February 12, 2011, 2:15 pm
Aggy? Isn't that the dude that left some time ago? Must be a noob that took his name.... 5 Smiles anyway
Reality Lord - February 12, 2011, 1:52 pm

anonymous=1L no wait...its aggy.....1L lol awesome dude...solid 5
50cal - February 12, 2011, 11:41 am
LMAO! Right!
Cubbybear - February 12, 2011, 11:30 am
mmmm short bursts....I'm like that too.
autumnspirit - February 12, 2011, 3:00 am
For me, it comes natural in short bursts... ideas, find pic, see pic, formulate idea... I am a poet, song writer,etc... WE are what we are and artistic creativity is only born.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 11:22 pm
Thank you, sir.
50cal - February 11, 2011, 11:21 pm
This has made the Favorite list..... Only for some does the poster making come natural!
autumnspirit - February 11, 2011, 11:12 pm
Magnificent! Genius! I laughed, I cried, I'd see it again and again! lol Added to faves!
Cubbybear - February 11, 2011, 9:58 pm
It's instinct for me...5L
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 9:24 pm
With respect to the motifakers, tip o' the hat to coolio's posters and a thank-you to the 2% of us who get it.
5150monkeylove - February 11, 2011, 9:23 pm
This is perfection!
spacedog - February 11, 2011, 8:15 pm
Very nice. Excellent choice in milk. 5L
ICEMAN - February 11, 2011, 7:56 pm
250 x 2%.
CoolioIndeed - February 11, 2011, 6:41 pm
Well done, aggy.


THE CREW -


TAGS: crew patricia monkey mwlf logic mooooooooooooooooooo thetrashheap cubby rerun spacedog tth random mo spacedog bone culos dre gil haar mrrandom rerun sean
Rating: 4.11/5

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rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:18 pm

nooooo, that is my pet name for you....
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:18 pm
LMAO Grey!
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:17 pm
Other account? Oh.... Israel of Rose?
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 11:17 pm
I'm sure she apprecaites logging on a s Dr Feelgood CrotchKisser
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:15 pm

nope, glitch in the code. easier to delete than fix. gave her the "other" account to use.
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:12 pm
What? Clashing with new love interests?
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:12 pm

sadly, cotton candy had to be deleted.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 11:10 pm
cotton candy!
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:09 pm
Grilled cheese!
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:08 pm

there have been several people I think are women join lately
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 11:06 pm
I get what you're saying Claire but...Wait a minute....Wheres my Sammich?..I told you No commenting until after you're done serving the Mods. Go to your Kitchen and think about what you've done!
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:05 pm
You're the first one who didn't declare being gay, too... and look who is THE girl! You!
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:04 pm
Claire... as we've learned, there are a lot less than first thought.
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:03 pm
You just have to re-define what constitutes gay... then, presto! No gay motifakers! Just bonding!
Claire - November 26, 2010, 11:02 pm
We make woman jokes all the time and there's been a few of us, though...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 10:59 pm
@Grey....We [email protected] Claire...It's probably because of some of the jokes we make....Sorry Gay people!
Claire - November 26, 2010, 10:57 pm
I've often wondered that myself... We really don't have any gay members.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 10:57 pm
we got a couple french canadians, does that count?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 10:54 pm
I wonder why there are no openly Gay Motifakers? (FIL's don't count)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 10:52 pm
Sometimes I wonder about you Aggy. I'm pretty sure the rest of the Crew like women...except Claire.
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:48 pm
You make it sound like it isn't.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 10:46 pm
You make us sound kinda ghey when you say it like that Aggy.
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:40 pm
This is the hard-core crew. The monkey is but a symbol.
rerun - November 26, 2010, 10:38 pm

patricias monkey
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:35 pm
monkey? was there another monkey flinging poo here before my time?
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 8:09 am
As far as the anonymous motifakes... we're told it's an isolated glitch that's being looked at.
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 8:08 am
That's why they brew a different Guinness in Canada... can't hang!
BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 6:08 am
Back at ya (In a manly way)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:40 am
We police our neighbors...ICEMAN not welcome.....sorry man, you've been blacklisted...
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:30 am
What? They don't make you do that in Canadia? What a country.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:29 am
They make you guys register every day now eh?......good for them.....
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:27 am
Oh well. Believe it or not I have to wake up fairly early on the morrow. Take it easy Mooooooooooooooooo.
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:24 am
I'm not that easy. Keep shopping.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:23 am
I can't believe they censored Cleavage......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:22 am
I'm kinda into yer cleavage though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:22 am
ICEMAN....king of the double entrendre and the "look what I found" fake.......your words mean nothing to me...
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:12 am
You held your own what? Eh, never mind. And Aggy will not be happy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:07 am
I held my own....and I can still type.......I poured the Guinness in the commode (pics on request)
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:03 am
Didya' win Moooooooooooooo?
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 1:16 am
Hey Aggy! What's up with the 'Man With No Name" doing all these posters lately???
rerun - July 19, 2010, 1:59 am

was going for an old Waltons joke (remember them?) Anyway, g-night Aggy and any crew who may be here or will behere before the night os over
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 1:57 am
Goodnight, runboy.
rerun - July 19, 2010, 1:55 am

Goodnight Johnboy
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 8:12 pm
Hmmm, wonder why? Ya think it has anything to do with that smelly ass van?
Chompers - March 27, 2010, 7:52 pm
I feel so unloved
Claire - March 27, 2010, 7:12 pm
I've tried. Believe me, I've tried.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
I think forcing someone to read all the comments at Pats would be classified as cruel and unusual punishment....so yeah, I'm all for it. 5L
BoneCD - March 27, 2010, 11:55 am
@Trash...LMAO
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 9:48 am
What Irish whiskey causes Mooooooooooooooooooo to rant about Mexican Americans? How many Guinness does it take to noticeably impair Aggy's typing skills? What is a BoneCD and will it play on my DIVX player? What do you think guys?
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 9:44 am
Maybe all noobs should be required to read the pats place comments all the way through as an initiation. Then we could quiz them with questions like, What missile launching douchebag first referred to the pats place family as a clique?
gil - March 27, 2010, 9:36 am
wow. Quite a group to be listed with. very pleasant surprise
BoneCD - March 27, 2010, 8:41 am
*pssst* Keep one eye closed...it just works better.
BoneCD - March 27, 2010, 8:40 am
LOL...back at ya!
rerun - March 27, 2010, 6:45 am

Damn, I must be good crew or true to my name....I am listed twice.
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 1:50 am
Aggy, you need to get yourself a nice little kegerator set up to pour the "CASCADE". Let me know if you need coaching on that.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:39 am
I envy that. Wish it worked for me.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 1:36 am
I've had about a dozen bowls in the last 2 hours and I'm not lookin for slack Iceman! XD
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:35 am
Unless you're female... and REALLY shouldn't drink.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:34 am
[email protected]! I got myself another 12... so, I'm widgeted to.... well, here. 14 now. Guinness is expensive. Kids, don't try this at home.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:32 am
You deserve no less, my man!
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 1:29 am
Cut him some slack Heap. He has been nitrogenized tonight.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 1:24 am
And thanks for putting me on the list..... Twice!
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 1:23 am
Nice one Aggy. You drunken wop. 5L
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:39 am
That can't be healthy. KUDOS!
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 12:38 am
Well alrighty then... I had four pints of a nice IPA earlier & now I'm working my way into a slathering of Black Russians. ;)
spacedog - March 27, 2010, 12:25 am
Not at all, feel free to brag.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:21 am
My bad.
spacedog - March 27, 2010, 12:18 am
Heh, I'm only on my fourth, and my wife wants to sleep.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:14 am
I'm 12 into it. Nervous, actually... the kid still wants to visit!
spacedog - March 27, 2010, 12:10 am
Ha! You must be a few cans of dark nectar ahead of me Aggy. Cheers!
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:09 am
WOOT is sooooo overused, I doubt the users know what it actually means (yes, I used to hack)
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 12:08 am
Well then, as CANADA has been known to say... WOOT!!!
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:06 am
Trade with the crew and show ability to give half as good as you can take. That simple, and that complicated.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:05 am
Greybeard has prestige. This is, much like the SAGE greybeard status of old, an earned status... by opinion, not numbers.
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 12:02 am
So is this a new classification? The Greybeard Crew
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:01 am
You were skirting TIMMY status, but proved yourself Crew by taking equal crap.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 11:59 pm
C'mon, daddy day-care.... bring it, or invent a better Q-Tip!
ICEMAN - March 26, 2010, 11:58 pm
As an afterthought, but I'll take what I can get. Thanks Aggy. 5 nitrogenized pints of deliciousness.
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 11:48 pm
Ouch. 5Ls, but ouch.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 11:46 pm
And ICEMAN is now Crew.


CONFUCIUS SAY -




APPLES -




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: strategically applied togetherness to screw over another team as much as possible
Rating: 3.54/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 10:06 pm
LOL.... ok, ok.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:44 pm
baby ruth
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
Haitians?
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:38 pm
Any who...picking up floaters just doesn't sound right, if you know what I mean
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:36 pm
Then, I guess thanks are in order, MO.
MO - October 17, 2009, 9:36 pm
Right! But once they get "feet dry" we gotta send them all to Nevada. Waterwings....feet dry......that's just bad commenting....im out.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:33 pm
LOL... yeah, I'm lucky my girlfriend had a weather-sealed ironing board to get here... USCG was no help!
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:30 pm
Nevada Mex
MO - October 17, 2009, 9:29 pm
We're not historically into "Saving" Cubans. Or is he Mexican? I ferget.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Oh hell, just throw him a floater ring and call Mo to go pick him up
Sean - October 17, 2009, 9:13 pm
That's precisely why we fitted you with them waterwings ... on yer ankles.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 8:16 pm
I'm not that srong a swimmer.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 8:15 pm
After the celebration party is over and the bonuses are divvied up ... sure!
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:42 pm
You're going to swing around and pick me up after... right? 5L
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:00 pm
That is a well done 5!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:46 pm
Voter #1 gives it a 1.


DIRTY PICTURES - The more time you spend on the internet, the more likely it is that you'll find this image to be inappropriate.


TAGS: you need to get up turn off the computer and find someone who will screw your brains out
Rating: 3.48/5

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Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 12:50 am
$20 says I spend too much time on the internet.
Darverses - September 28, 2009, 12:48 am
$20 says you made these on MS paint while having those inappropriate things in your head.


BLUE SHIRT -




RED SHIRT -




IZISMILE.COM - Screwing with Culos's posts in the poster fodder thread since December, 2009.


TAGS: culos posts screwed up
Rating: 3.31/5

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culos - January 30, 2010, 1:27 pm
LOL! But they are always there for a little time, so the early bird..... Some good motifakes already came from Izismile and I'm sometimes too lazy to save and upload...Sorry!


HEALTH CARE REFORM -




SCREW - It takes many to build a crib, but only one to fill it


TAGS: screw
Rating: 2.92/5

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RACETRACK - I think you're on the wrong one.


TAGS: oh shit holy crap bike car screwed
Rating: 2.78/5

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phydeaux - January 26, 2010, 12:20 am
Zombie car is HUNRY!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 7:55 pm

Zombie Car, what ya gonna do when he comes for you?


THAT'S RIGHT - Because naming a place something like Myanmar will deflect Natural Disasters!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat america u s a europe sucks screw off
Rating: 2.53/5

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Jmac0585 - October 30, 2009, 4:09 pm
of year...
Jmac0585 - October 30, 2009, 4:04 pm
I think it's wonderful that Red China is allowing folks like pantha to use the infernalnet again. How is Beijing this time if year?
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:05 pm
I don't think U S Citizen has been watching the news lately. Still waiting on the Twin Towers Memorial and Katrina Recovery. Yay, free market
Torkil The Destroyer - May 30, 2009, 6:13 am
This was actually really funny! U.S. Citizen - Do i detect irony?
YANGAS - April 1, 2009, 10:12 pm
EVERYONE ELSE: the people that are too afraid to challenge us in person, do it over the internet
D-chi - November 2, 2008, 3:17 pm
Lulz. Also, naming it "Miami" may actually attract natural disasters.
U.S. Citizen - May 26, 2008, 11:26 pm
And within 6 months of this Tornado, the American City will look brand new again... thank you Free Market economy!
Funny Man - May 21, 2008, 12:06 am
OH SNAP!


MARRIAGE - In the end, someone always gets screwed


TAGS: divorce sex marriage screwed
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - August 24, 2009, 5:41 am
Ideally, both in equal measure. :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:32 am
Or no one gets any....either way it's a bitch...5 lions.


THE CREW - Your either in or your out yo


TAGS: the crew
Rating: 2.23/5

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faulty switch - October 6, 2009, 6:04 am
im guessing the truck bed is the only way that they can get around.
wukky - March 23, 2009, 11:00 am
Oh cmon, show the two ten wheelers that got those two there in the first place.
gumm - November 23, 2008, 6:35 pm
Awwww....Poor truck!
:O - October 26, 2008, 6:35 pm
for the love of all that is holy, im out
:( - August 27, 2008, 1:49 am
god hope im out.


HOW DO YOU SAY "THANK YOU" - In German you little bitch!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat america u s a europe sucks screw off
Rating: 2.2/5

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n00bium - August 1, 2009, 12:52 pm
I still dont get why germans should thank america for whoopin their asses. France could say "Thanks." but hey youre the reason why our neighbour still speaks gay! (Yup, its long enough ago to make fun off in Germany.). P.S. The First Commenteer was right.
Woody - July 18, 2009, 4:06 pm
what xxx is trying to say is there was no real fighting, only words, a few movies and the 1976 thru 1992 Summer and winter games was on the way of it. But no blood was spilled.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 4:59 pm
xxx - How can you say that? The USA is still here and the USSR no longer exists. The Soviet Union did lose-lose and the US won-won.
xxx - April 1, 2009, 4:54 pm
no one has won cold war..... it was a lose-lose situation
Mark - February 18, 2009, 10:49 pm
From Canada - The Russians had more to do with winning WWII than Canada did, but they'd be speaking German right now if the US hadn't given them armaments and opened the second front on D-day. After WWII the USSR did lose the Cold War.
From Canada - February 18, 2009, 10:38 pm
The russians won WWII
LogicDude - January 14, 2009, 8:23 am
That's called tipping the scale from "losing" to "winning" Timmy.
Divine Plan - January 13, 2009, 11:58 pm
Lol, they only saved people in WW2 because they didn't join in till the end...
Velin - September 22, 2008, 7:09 am
I think it is "danke"


WELL AT LEAST - Bush knew how he was screwing America




realizations -




Sonic Screwdriver -


TAGS: sonic screwdriver
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - May 21, 2013, 8:30 pm

The Tenth Doctors Sonic Screwdriver, as a pen. I have one of those.


ODD -


TAGS: double negatives illegal clauses listen carefully or you re screwed
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:20 pm
The double negative makes it perfect.


THE SMOKING CHIPMUNKS - THEY ARE NOT A DANCE CREW




MOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: cow sun da man crew
Rating: 4.69/5

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culos - August 16, 2010, 4:37 am
We all knew that he thinks the sun shines out of his arse...
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 11:54 pm
Hardly designates penetration.... merely exposure. And really, if we had a team to count those charges up...
ICEMAN - August 13, 2010, 11:53 pm
Not to mention the shoebox full of restraining orders.


TRADITION -


TAGS: screwing up sunday football
Rating: 4.6/5

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foobar - July 22, 2010, 11:51 am
5L (from a mormon!)
Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 7:08 pm

huge...lol
Kung-Fu Devil - July 21, 2010, 10:50 am
This is amsome.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 10:48 am
Ditto Grey, this is so fukcing amsome! 5L
GreyScorpion - July 21, 2010, 10:46 am
that's some funny right there, 5L "#$%##$^!! jehovah's witnesses! why can't they show up at half time!"


Crew Served Pressure Cooker -




REJECTION -


TAGS: thank you forseti for the pic idea i got screwed for 2nd place
Rating: 4.07/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 8:42 am
Easy to do.
forseti - September 29, 2010, 7:10 am
nice work, rerun! I'm glad I found this pic and you missunderstood my posting! ;)
AdmiralAckbar - September 28, 2010, 11:38 pm
why am I hearing Walter Sobchak
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 11:24 pm
Must everyone draw from personal experience here?
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 11:23 pm
F'd straight up the A with a 12" D.
rerun - September 28, 2010, 9:35 pm

and here I was trying to be polite, but yeah...what TTH said
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 9:28 pm
Cause she got F'd in the A Derek!
rerun - September 28, 2010, 9:24 pm

play on 2nd place & going #2 after fornication for a win.
Derek - September 28, 2010, 9:17 pm
What? Why?


DOCTORS AND SCIENTISTS -


TAGS: collegee graduates screwing around semester after semester is putting a needle in me no thanks
Rating: 3.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 9:41 pm
Hmmm, probably worse. Probably one of “them."
EmilioDumphque - January 29, 2014, 1:57 pm
My doctor is from the "sub-continent", and has her name as co-author on important papers in medical research. I doubt she got her credentials by invitation or bribe.


WINE - Actually pretty helpful if you don't use DOS


TAGS: oh screw it
Rating: 3.8/5

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thatonechick - February 28, 2010, 11:59 am
Hukd on fonix wurkd four mee! LoL I was waiting for him to bomb some other posters, but my hopes were dashed. He's already got a warning, you know.
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:58 am

fillament. see, I bright too
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:58 am

with a missing fillamnet?
thatonechick - February 28, 2010, 11:54 am
DSATHeDRiZZLe: You're as bright as a 25 watt bulb


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Sure has screwed up all the good stuff...


TAGS: political correctness screwed good things
Rating: 3.6/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 25, 2010, 6:38 pm
Whats with you guys? Thanksgiving was like a month ago! Heh Heh Go Leafs!!!
Iconoclast - November 25, 2010, 6:22 pm
Probably because it is an old advertisement, from back when Native Americans, Native Peoples were referred to as Indians, even though they are not from India. Political Correctness is a feature of our current society.
agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
Maybe because she's married and not cooking a real meal. I don't see it, either.
Claire - November 25, 2010, 2:34 pm
I fail to see how this is politically incorrect. I guess I just spend too much time on Motifake.


DANGER - Random accidents ahead. Life is a lottery, good luck.


TAGS: you re screwed
Rating: 3.38/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 3:46 pm
most of the people can't understand until it hits them...


LIFE - Eventually you get screwed




REMEMBER - Reducing air pollution is everyone's job, so let them take care of it.


TAGS: screw the planet
Rating: 3.29/5

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Gath - February 2, 2012, 8:38 pm
Ha ha ha ha... and so on.


WOMAN - A beautiful thing, a work of art until defiled by spray paint.


TAGS: dont screw with perfection
Rating: 3.07/5

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Krissie - August 17, 2010, 10:44 am
I have "spray paint", haha, but just not there (shoulder). There's someone for everyone out there :)
Faceplant31 - August 16, 2010, 6:48 pm
Meh, everyones different. A nice chest piece is always fun to look at while motoboating. All the colors blend and it seems like an acid trip or somtin... so im told.
AdmiralAckbar - August 16, 2010, 6:40 pm
I get distracted. Why mess with perfection.
Faceplant31 - August 16, 2010, 5:39 pm
I prefer chicks with "spray paint" but thats just me.


RED NINJA -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew joke cruel destiny sad bad day tv show star trek
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:24 am
Hey I get it! And just to prove I do, I'll carefull type the words: expendible crew member. But I'm still kinda shaky on the "ninja" part.


3K -


TAGS: mwlf pats place milestone monkey crew tribute
Rating: 2.68/5

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The Goat - September 20, 2009, 5:07 am
Funny - I thought the whole point of the poster was that the monkey looked like the President of Iran!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 6:38 pm
5 lions.....I'll try not to mention the white supremacist angle.


REGIGIGAS - Yes, Nintendo hates you with all their heart


TAGS: pokemon screwed humour
Rating: 2.41/5
Icalasari - September 12, 2008, 7:08 pm
In case if you aren't a sucker for detail, look at the levels of the Regigigas


NO JERKS HERE - That's what the guns are for!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat america u s a europe sucks screw off
Rating: 2.3/5

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HAHA - April 4, 2009, 8:15 pm
Good law biding folks here. They are protecting their families from the people who wont have there guns taken away by the goverment.
Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 12:32 am
I demand equal time for people who own knives and stab people...
f - July 19, 2008, 11:47 pm
Hey, Triggerdick, you fucking suck man
Andres - July 15, 2008, 2:59 pm
Because shooting away your problems is way more manly than resolving them, like the product of evolution you should be would.
Trigger Dick - June 2, 2008, 11:19 pm
Well until you hold a gun to a mans face, you will never know how much of a man it takes.
Mr tasty - May 28, 2008, 10:19 pm
yeah because, you know, it shows how much of a strong man you are to be able to squeeze a trigger!
GUN DICK! - May 26, 2008, 11:45 pm
If you don't own a gun... you're a pussy!
Dream Police - May 18, 2008, 11:41 pm
Yeah, change "jerks" to "dorks" or "total nerds" and we're good to go.
Shtoink - May 14, 2008, 1:30 am
if owning a gun makes me a jerk... i guess im a jerk :D and PROUD of it
6x6 - May 13, 2008, 11:37 pm
An armed society is a polite society.


EPIC FAIL!! - because capital crew does not have a clue




WINDOWS - Screwing up wherever you want to be.


TAGS: windows screw up carnival cruise ship
Rating: 1.69/5

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W - March 1, 2009, 9:11 pm
Technically, this isn't Windows screwing up. A program running under Windows has stopped responding. Microsoft did not write that program so it's probably not even their fault. You probably don't care, though, so goodbye.


Simple Math -


TAGS: men divorced screwed lightbulb
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:19 pm
Yo momma! No wait....that's what she said. Dammit...that's what yo momma said. Aw screw it...thanks Slick.
MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:16 pm
Seriously 'cern...only sometimes?
Rick69 - April 17, 2016, 7:59 am
Split my sides... Just like his property.
concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:27 am
Priss sometimes you can be so hurtful, But a definite UP yours


Temptation -


TAGS: ems crew laughed and laughed
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 31, 2015, 2:50 am
BWAHAHAHAHA! Who needs nitrous? If I'm already going 45 mph, I'll be triple digits when I hit it! I need hi m to drag the bottom though. I can only lift tire about 14 inches.....car's full CA. street legal. Daily driver n all that. 5 LOL lions!


WHEN YOU'VE FUCKED UP -




Vainglorious Revolution -


TAGS: screw your stupid revolution pinhead
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 11, 2017, 11:50 pm
I was feeling sick/and losing my mind/but I heard about this treatment from a good friend of mine...
JesusWept - April 11, 2017, 6:44 pm
HEY HO! LET'S GO! ^^^^^Up


karma -




Screw You -




theyuk -




MEN - Trying to make an honest living by literally screwing older ladies for money.


TAGS: men screwing older ladies pigs
Rating: 4.17/5

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GaryO - July 16, 2012, 7:49 pm
That same lad will give it back one day….to their daughters


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